Mushroom Chocolate Bars
$34.99
Ladies and gentlemen, the aliens called—they want their chocolate bars back. Combining a potent, proprietary blend of mushroom extracts with a mind-melting, mouthwatering cocoa sweetness, our Mushroom Chocolate Bars are decadent, divine, and cosmically in demand. Divided into bite-size chocolate squares, our chocolate mushroom bars—now available in a new, stronger formula—are perfect for a relaxing night in, an unforgettable night out, or a night chasing Alice down the rabbit hole.
Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes products containing nuts. Peanut Butter flavor contains peanuts.
Shipping During Warm Weather: It is important to us that your chocolates arrive in pristine condition for maximum enjoyment. With this in mind, orders containing Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars that are placed by 12 p.m. PT on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday will be processed the same day. Orders placed after 12 p.m. PT on Friday, as well as any orders placed on Saturday or Sunday, will be processed on the following Monday to avoid holding delays in warm facilities.
Description
Mushroom Chocolate Bars
Excited yet? We can tell. Now, take a moment, let in a calming breath, and imagine, for a second, the taste inside a sweet ‘n’ yummy chocolate mushroom bar. Its creamy, chocolate goodness satisfies the sweet tooth with just one chocolate square, indulging the taste buds in a scrumptious, decadent aroma.
These Mushroom Chocolates are downright tasty—and also mind-meltingly potent! Our triptastic mushroom formula includes a combination of nootropics, adaptogens, and a proprietary blend of mushroom extracts. They may feel like magic in chocolate form, but these soft chews aren’t traditional magic mushrooms.
Benefits:
- Body Buzz
- Euphoria
- Relaxation
- Cerebral Effects
- Mind-Melting Fun
Available Flavors:
- Cookies & Cream
- Fruity Cereal
- Chocolate Milk
- Peanut Butter
Directions for Best Results:
If you’re just beginning your shroom adventures or looking for a chill microdose, one chocolate square is perfect. Need a little more oomph? Four mushroom chocolate squares are ideal for those chocolate cavaliers breaking free from their comfort zone. And seven or more mushroom chocolate squares? Well, we recommend that serving size to space cowboys who have a higher tolerance—and dual citizenship on the moon.
What’s in Our Mushrooms?
These products contain a proprietary blend of liposomes and nootropics that activate the same receptors in the brain as traditional psychedelic mushrooms. This revolutionary mushroom blend is carefully crafted to promote cognitive function and overall well-being. It’s formulated with the highest quality liposomes, which are microscopic spheres that deliver nutrients and compounds directly to your cells. This ensures maximum absorption and efficacy.
Our mushroom blend contains a combination of safe, natural ingredients that work together synergistically to optimize brain function. These include such natural supplements as lion’s mane mushroom, 5-HTP, and Rhodiola Rosea. These ingredients have been scientifically proven to enhance focus, memory, creativity, and mood.
Warning: These mushroom chocolate products may cause psychotropic effects. These bars are not intended for use by those under the age of 21. Do not drive or operate any heavy machinery when using any TRĒ House products!
The ingredients of our chocolate bars affect everyone in different ways, so it is essential that you consult your primary physician before using any TRĒ House products.
- Do not use this product unless recommended by your doctor
- Do not use more of this product than recommended by your doctor
- Do not use this product if you are pregnant, nursing, or under 21 years of age
- Do not use this product if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions
- Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes products containing nuts. Peanut Butter flavor contains peanuts.
Additional information
Choose Flavor(s) | Cookies & Cream, Churro Milk, Chocolate Milk, Fruity Cereal, Peanut Butter, Cookies & Screams! |
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