Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars
$34.99
For the first time in your life, your taste buds and brain buds are about to become best buds. Delivering melt-in-your-mouth chocolate goodness, our Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars whisper sweet, sugary nothings to your taste buds before bubbling your brain buds up to a Martian zip code. All you gotta do is divvy these bars into pieces, take your preferred dose, and find your cruising altitude. Pop back a couple pieces for a functional microdose, four to six for a groovy euphoria, and seven or more to rappel down the Universe’s soft-white underbelly!
Product contains dairy and is manufactured on equipment that processes products containing nuts. Peanut Butter flavor contains peanuts.
Shipping During Warm Weather: It is important to us that your chocolates arrive in pristine condition for maximum enjoyment. With this in mind, orders containing Magic Mushroom Chocolate Bars that are placed by 12 p.m. CT on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, will be processed the same day. Orders placed after 12 p.m. CT on Thursday, as well as on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, will be processed on the following Monday to avoid holding delays in warm facilities.
Description
Mushroom Chocolate Bars – Microdose Mushrooms
Gear up for a wonderfully euphoric, warm-butter body buzz, thanks to our wide array of mind-melting chocolate bars. Choose from a variety of white or milk chocolate flavors, each one offering creamy mouth feels and even dreamier body feels. After just a single square, you’ll taste the bar’s rich, luscious chocolate flavors before hearing the subtle whispers of cosmic fun (a few more pieces will take you to see the cosmos upclose).
Our triptastic mushroom formula includes a combination of nootropics, adaptogens, and a proprietary blend of mushroom extracts. They may feel like magic in chocolate form, but these soft chews aren’t traditional magic mushrooms.
Benefits:
- Body Buzz
- Euphoria
- Relaxation
- Cerebral Effects
- Mind-Melting Fun
Available Flavors:
- Cookies & Cream
- Fruity Cereal
- Chocolate Milk
- Peanut Butter
And for a Limited Time Only:
- Cookies & Screams: featuring all the rich, delicious flavor of our Cookies & Cream bar in a spooktacular, Halloween-themed treat! Get them while you can—supplies are limited!
Directions for Best Results:
For the funky fun-lovers who’ve danced with THC edibles before, these chocolates are kinda similar. Like THC gummies, these chocolate bars also take around an hour to deliver their giggly, trippy effects. So, if you’re new to the art of microdosing, patience is key. Don’t fall for the classic rookie mistake of going back for a second shroom-filled chocolate bar serving. Take your desired dose and wait to ride the waves of mushroom magic.
If you’re staring down the wormhole for the first time, one chocolate square is just enough to get your feet wet. Want a bit more sauce on the spin? Four squares are ideal for those chocolate cavaliers breaking free from their comfort zone. And seven or more mushroom chocolates? Well, we recommend that serving size to space cowboys (and cowgirls!) who have a higher mushroom tolerance—and a certified Martian passport.
Perfect for You If:
These decadent ’n’ divine chocolate bars are perfect if you want to take an alternative route to cosmic Cloud Nine. The effects from these chocolates feel similar to our THC gummies, but their creamy, chocolate sweetness (mixed with mind-melting mushrooms) makes for a rodeo all its own.
If you want to enjoy fruity flavors with your fab fungi festivities, check out our complete line of Magic Mushroom Gummies—now with multiple lip-puckerin’ sour flavors!
Warning: These mushroom products may cause psychotropic effects. These bars are not intended for use by those under the age of 21. Do not drive or operate any heavy machinery when using any TRĒ House products!
The ingredients of our chocolate bars affect everyone in different ways, so it is essential that you consult your primary physician before using any TRĒ House products.
- Do not use this product unless recommended by your doctor
- Do not use more of this product than recommended by your doctor
- Do not use this product if you are pregnant, nursing, or under 21 years of age
- Do not use this product if you have any diagnosed or undiagnosed health conditions
Additional information
Choose Flavor(s) | Cookies & Cream, Churro Milk, Chocolate Milk, Fruity Cereal, Peanut Butter, Cookies & Screams! |
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